I could have mohawked her pubes.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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