He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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