Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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