I think i sorta joined a cult last night
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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