I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
