So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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