Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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