You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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