I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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