**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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