Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
