Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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