Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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