Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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