I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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