i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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