Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We are two peas in an std pod
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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