had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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