She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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