North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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