jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i believe in u and ur pee
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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