Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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