Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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