ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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