just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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