I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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