He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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