its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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