I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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