so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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