Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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