You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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