Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You can make out without kissing
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