READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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