Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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