Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
No subtext here. People are naked.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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