Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
