you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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