we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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