So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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