Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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