When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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