I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Come on in and take your pants off
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