So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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