why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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