Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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