there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
false alarm, still single
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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