You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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