I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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