Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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