he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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