your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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