this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I understand Curling. That high.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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