"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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