He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's just like the Real World with babies
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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