FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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